Bruce Campbell

Jonathan

Seth Green

Dour Dennis (voice)

Ivana Baquero

Marnie

Ryan Lee

Chris

Michael Jai White

Archie

Lonnie Farmer

Monty

Devon Sawa

Ken

Peg Holzemer

Angry Gran

Celeste Oliva

Anita

Bates Wilder

Chris' Father

Mark Steger

Monster Angry Gran

Andria Blackman

Wife

Louie Kurtzman

Emmett

Casey Tebo

Director

Stephen Amethyst Peck

Brian

Ellen Colton

Ruth

Mike Murphy

Husband

Christopher Mikael

Lou

Stanley Bruno

Bircher

Stephen O'Neil Martin

All Mart Employee

Ripley Thibeault

Lyla

Matea Thibeault

Gracie

Cindy Lentol

Chris' Mother

Randy Jay Burrell

Mega Shopper

Andy Greskoviak

Executive Producer