Ben Schwartz

Paul Driggs

Sam Rockwell

Eddie

Glenn Wrage

Louie

Simon Callow

Uncle Martin

Frances Barber

Princess

Peter Ferdinando

Deacon Bradshaw

Peter Polycarpou

Arkady

Amanda Donohoe

Dawn Bradshaw

Al Weaver

Tommy Tresham

Lee Nicholas Harris

Security Guard

Andre Flynn

Silas

Vic Waghorn

Mickey Oyl

Daniel Eghan

Cafe Diner

Perry Jaques

Chris

Phoebe Fox

Katherine Rookwood

Hadi Hajaig

Writer

Pamela Cook

Aerobics Participant / Café Diner / Hotel Customer (uncredited)

Robin Hellier

Cornelius Schlessvig Von Holstein

Anton Valensi

Lenny Bindel

Martin Muncaster

Fosdyke

Nasser Hajaig

Executive Producer

Jenny Bede

Waitress

Pedro Lloyd Gardiner

George

Christopher Terry

Quentin

Leon Davies

Princess's Bodyguard

Iain Coventry

Executive Producer