John Lithgow

Don

Will Ferrell

Brad

John Cena

Roger

Mel Gibson

Kurt

Mark Wahlberg

Dusty

Linda Cardellini

Sara

Scarlett Estevez

Megan

Bill Mootos

Bill

Jose Guns Alves

Security Guard

Andrea Anders

Principal Hayes

Sean Anders

Director

Hector Presedo

Pepe

John Morris

Writer

Owen Vaccaro

Dylan

Alessandra Ambrosio

Karen

Naheem Garcia

Santa

Didi Costine

Adrianna

Connor Wise

Griffy

Daphne Wise

Griffy

Dylan Wise

Griffy

Kyle Tristan

Christmas Pageant Kid

Yamilah Saravong

Casey

Daniel DiMaggio

Young Dusty

Matthew Delamater

Gun Salesman

Yimmy Yim

Yimmy

John MacGregor

Improv Actor