Joan Plowright

Martha Wilson

Robert Stanton

Henry Mitchell

Christopher Lloyd

Switchblade Sam

Bill Erwin

Edward Little

Natasha Lyonne

Polly

Lea Thompson

Alice Mitchell

Devin Ratray

Mickey

Ben Stein

Boss

Paul Winfield

Chief of Police

Walter Matthau

George Wilson

Nick Castle

Director

Mason Gamble

Dennis Mitchell

Billie Bird

Edith Butterwell

Amy Sakasitz

Margaret Wade

Kellen Hathaway

Joey

Hank Johnston

Gunther

Melinda Mullins

Andrea

Arnold Stang

Photographer

Ethel Gerstein

Gaggle Lady #1

Rebecca Hogan

Gaggle Lady #2

Leona Toppel

Gaggle Lady #3

Peggy Goldberg

Gaggle Lady #4

Jack McGuigan

Gaggle Man

Corey Vane

Mike

Casey Gamble

Hide and Seeker

Ernest Chambers

Executive Producer