Eugene Levy

Principal Collins

Luis Guzmán

Ray

Cheri Oteri

Ms. Heller

Shia LaBeouf

Lewis

Brian Posehn

Store Clerk

Cale Boyter

Executive Producer

Elden Henson

Turk

William Lee Scott

Carl

Toby Emmerich

Executive Producer

Richard Brener

Executive Producer

Troy Miller

Director

Bob Saget

Jessica's Dad

Lin Shaye

Margie

Bennett Yellin

Executive Producer

Mimi Rogers

Mrs. Dunne

Eric Christian Olsen

Lloyd Christmas

Derek Richardson

Harry Dunne

Rachel Nichols

Jessica

Teal Redmann

Terri

Michelle Krusiec

Ching Chong

Dana Gould

Mr. Moffitt

Jeff Cesario

P.A. Announcer

Timothy Stack

Doctor

Wayne Federman

Officer Dave

Lucas Gregory

8-year-old Harry

Holly Towne

Preppy Student

Josh Braaten

Toby

Vahe Manoukian

Security Guard

Carl Mazzocone

Football Coach

Robert Brener

Executive Producer