Lucy Lawless

Madame Vandersexxx

Joe Medjuck

Executive Producer

Tom Pollock

Executive Producer

Diedrich Bader

Mugger

Matt Damon

Donny

Vinnie Jones

Mad Maynard

Ivan Reitman

Executive Producer

Patrick Malahide

Arthur Frommer

Scott Mechlowicz

Scott Thomas

Jacob Pitts

Cooper Harris

Michelle Trachtenberg

Jenny

Travis Wester

Jamie

Jessica Boehrs

Mieke

Patrick Rapold

Christoph

Kristin Kreuk

Fiona

Cathy Meils

Mrs. Thomas

Nial Iskhakov

Bert

J. Adams

Guitars - Lustra

Christopher Baird

Vocals - Lustra

Nicholas J.M. Cloutman

Bass - Lustra

Bruce Fulford

Drums - Lustra

Molly Schade

Candy

Jakki Degg

Missy

Lenka Dayrit

Sissy

Andrea Stuart

Courier Clerk

Paul Oldham

Cecil

Mike McGuffie

Hooligan

Jeff Schaffer

Director

David Mandel

Writer

Alec Berg

Writer