Paddy Considine

Angus

Alun Armstrong

Lenny

Kevin Eldon

Danny

Maxine Peake

Funny Cow

Diane Morgan

Margaret

Stephen Graham

Mike/Funny Calf's Dad

Hannah Walters

Jean

Macy Shackleton

Funny Calf

Christine Bottomley

Funny Calf's Mum

Tony Pitts

Bob

Lindsey Coulson

Funny Cow's Mum

Hebe Beardsall

Funny Calf (Aged 20s)

Tom Gibbons

Bob (Aged 20s)

Ashton Steele

Young Mike

Vic Reeves

Ventriloquist

John Bishop

Colin Pine

Graham Hughes

Jacques LeCock

Richard Hawley

Cream aka Rodney Chittingdon

Corinne Bailey Rae

Coffee

Bobby Knutt

Crookes Club Concert Secretary

Kevin Rowland

Jeff

Dominic Brunt

Landlord

Duggie Brown

Old Man

Robert Curtis

Dial House Concert Secretary

Adrian Shergold

Director

Charlotte Arden

Executive Producer