John Cusack

Martin Q. Blank

Alan Arkin

Dr. Oatman

Jeremy Piven

Paul Spericki

Hank Azaria

Steven Lardner

Dan Aykroyd

Grocer

Minnie Driver

Debi Newberry

Joan Cusack

Marcella

Ann Cusack

Amy

Michael Cudlitz

Bob Destepello

K. Todd Freeman

Kenneth McCullers

Mitchell Ryan

Mr. Bart Newberry

Bobby Bass

Assistant #1

Jenna Elfman

Tanya

Carlos Jacott

Ken

Lance Gilbert

Assassin #2

Steve Pink

Terry Rostand

Patrick O'Neill

Nathaniel (as Pat O'Neill)

David Barrett

Bicycle Messenger

Doug Dearth

Eckhart

Belita Moreno

Mrs. Kinetta

Bill Cusack

Waiter

Benny Urquidez

Felix La PuBelle

Barbara Harris

Mary Blank

Wendy Thorlakson

Melanie the Waitress

George Armitage

Director