Victor Garber

Ted

Mackenzie Davis

Harper

Aubrey Plaza

Riley Johnson

Alison Brie

Sloane

Michelle Buteau

Trudy

Dan Levy

John

Timothy Simons

Mall Security Ed

Clea DuVall

Director

BenDeLaCreme

Miss L'Teau

Jinkx Monsoon

Em. K. Ultra

Lauren Lapkus

Mall Security Crystal

Mary Steenburgen

Tipper

Ana Gasteyer

Harry Levin

Kristen Stewart

Abby

Jake McDorman

Connor

Carla Gallo

Angry Homeowner Lady

Sarayu Blue

Carolyn McCoy

Jonathan McCoy

Executive Producer

Wyck Godfrey

Executive Producer

Mary Holland

Jane

Caroline Harris

Kelly

Burl Moseley

Eric

Jenny Gulley

Ashley

Dominique Allen Lawson

Levi

Anis N'Dobe

Magnus

Asiyih N'Dobe

Matilda

Sean Michael Weber

Barista