Kevin Dunn

Lt. Commander Block

Cary Elwes

Kent Gregory

Efrem Zimbalist Jr.

Wilson

Don Lake

Doctor

Ryan Stiles

'Mailman' Farnham

Jon Cryer

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach

Bill Irwin

Buzz Harley

Charlie Sheen

Topper Harley / Rhett Butler / Superman

Valeria Golino

Ramada Thompson / Scarlett O'Hara / Lois Lane

Jim Abrahams

Director

Heidi Swedberg

Mrs. 'Dead Meat' Thompson

Bruce A. Young

'Red' Herring

William O'Leary

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson

Kelly Connell

Air Controller

Jimmy Lennon Jr.

Ring Announcer

Kristy Swanson

Kowalski

Lloyd Bridges

Admiral Benson

Rino Thunder

Owatonna 'The Old One'

Mark Arnott

Rosener

Ryan Cutrona

Captain Margolis

Tony Simotes

Ambulance Driver

Don Luce

Paramedic

Judith Kahan

Nurse

Jeff Bright

Communications Officer

Marie Thomas-Foster

Francine

Pat Proft

Executive Producer