Bruce Willis

Eddie 'Hudson Hawk' Hawkins

Don Harvey

Snickers

James Coburn

George Kaplan

Richard E. Grant

Darwin Mayflower

Lorraine Toussaint

Almond Joy

Frank Stallone Jr.

Cesar Mario

Andrew Bryniarski

Butterfinger

Danny Aiello

Tommy Five-Tone

David Caruso

Kit Kat

Sandra Bernhard

Minerva Mayflower

Donald Burton

Alfred

Enrico Lo Verso

Apprentice

Andie MacDowell

Anna Baragli

Remo Remotti

Guy on Donkey

Giselda Volodi

Mona Lisa

Michael Lehmann

Director

Burtt Harris

Gates

Carmine Zozzora

Antony Mario

Stefano Molinari

Leonardo Da Vinci

P. Randall Bowers

Prison Clerk

Arthur M. Wolpinsky

Prison Security Guard

Frank Page

Mario's Driver

Robert Vazquez

Big Stan

Michael Klastorin

Dean

Scott H. Eddo

Jerry

Robert Kraft

Executive Producer