Maya Rudolph

Rita

Justin Long

Doctor

Luke Wilson

Joe Bauers

David Herman

Secretary of State

Mike Judge

Director

Terry Crews

President Camacho

Dax Shepard

Frito

Patrick Fischler

Yuppie Husband

Andrew Wilson

Beef Supreme

Anthony 'Citric' Campos

Secretary of Defense

Sonny Castillo

Prosecutor

Kevin McAfee

Bailiff

Robert Musgrave

Sgt. Keller

Michael McCafferty

Officer Collins

Christopher Ryan

Hospital Technician

Heath Jones

Cop #1

Eli Muñoz

Horny Guy

Darlene Hunt

Yuppie Wife

Ryan Ransdell

Trashy Guy

Melissa Sweet

Slutty Girl

Valerie Posas

New Slutty Girl

Wes Davis

Trashy Teen Jock

Mark Tuner

Officer

Kevin Klee

Main Character (Ow! My Balls! Guy)

John Dodson

Additional Officer

Michael Nelson

Executive Producer