Seann William Scott

Ted Morgan

Clancy Brown

Dad

Rob Riggle

Rawly Stansfield

Beth Grant

Mrs. Lawrence

Griffin Gluck

Randy Morgan

Jack Quaid

Dylan

Jack McGee

Paul

Kate Walsh

Kathleen Morgan

Missi Pyle

Officer CT

David Arquette

Albert Danzig

Courteney Cox

Director

Peggy Miley

Mrs. Phillips

Elisha Cuthbert

Penny

Cleo King

Berta

Kyle Gallner

Zeke Morgan

Olivia Thirlby

Greta

Garret Dillahunt

Lucky Morgan

Noah Munck

Young Rowley

Ryan Hartwig

Ted Morgan at 16

Evan Ross

Romeo

Connie Stevens

Nancy

Eddie Perino

Peter

Mackenzie Marsh

Vickie Danzig

George Finn

Wyatt

Tate Berney

Ted Morgan at 11

David Flebotte

Writer

Alexandria Jackson

Executive Producer

John C. Rhee

Executive Producer

John Suits

Executive Producer