Tracy Morgan

Percy

David Alan Grier

Jimmy

Molly Shannon

Soccer Mom

Chazz Palminteri

Walken

Rob Schneider

Dinosaur Rex

Alex Borstein

Janet

Fred Stoller

Richard

Kerry Washington

Vanessa

Kelly Coffield Park

The Jeweler

Lochlyn Munro

Greg

John DeSantis

Bruno

John Witherspoon

Pops

Dave Sheridan

Rosco

Brittany Daniel

Brittany

Marlon Wayans

Calvin

Shawn Wayans

Darryl

Keenen Ivory Wayans

Director

Anthony Harrison

Policeman

Anastacia

Self

Damien Dante Wayans

Officer Wilson

Ken Kramer

Dr. Murphy

Moneca Delain

Hockey Waitress

Linden Porco

Calvin Body

Gabriel Pimentel

Calvin Body

Gary Owen

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