Toby Jones

Neil Baldwin

Tony Curran

Lou Macari

Steven Cree

Rev McCoist

Gemma Jones

Mary

Pal Aron

Mr Saeed

Paul Hunter

Ringmaster

Ben Abell

House of Commons Security

Julian Farino

Director

Michael Fox

Registrar

Lucy Richer

Executive Producer

David Robinson

Stoke City fan

Nicholas Gleaves

Rev Mark

Patrick Spence

Executive Producer

Jordan Murphy

Laino

Jack Wilkinson

Richard

Liam Ainsworth

Pete

Greg McHugh

Malcolm

Oliver Ashworth

Bomber

Mona Goodwin

Elaine

Jacqueline Redgewell

Doris

Toby DeCann

Paddy

Brennan Reece

Alan

Gary Lineker

Himself

Uriah Rennie

Himself

Norman Barrett

Himself

Paul Bell

Lorry Driver

Ken Dodd

Himself

Peter Bowker

Writer