Michael Madsen

T.J.

Andy Richter

Red Taylor

Jeffrey Tambor

Ken

David Koechner

Speed

Molly Shannon

Audrey Bennett

Kenan Thompson

Hans

Harvey Weinstein

Executive Producer

Bob Weinstein

Executive Producer

Jim Byrnes

George

Tyler Labine

Spike

Ashton Kutcher

Tom Stansfield

Ever Carradine

Julie

Patrick Cranshaw

Old Man

Betty Linde

Coffee Customer

Jon Abrahams

Paul

Tara Reid

Lisa Taylor

Terence Stamp

Jack Taylor

Paddy Cullen

Executive Producer

Andrew Rona

Executive Producer

Angela Little

Sheryl

Brad Weston

Executive Producer

David Dorfman

Writer

Ryan Zwick

Delivery Boy

David Zucker

Director

Carmen Electra

Tina

Tim Henry

Jones

Dan Joffre

Smith

Ron Selmour

Darryl

Charlotte Zucker

Gertrude

Mark Aisbett

Commuter

Link Baker

Paramedic