John Cusack

Hoops McCann

Bobcat Goldthwait

Egg Stork

Demi Moore

Cassandra

Jeremy Piven

Ty

William Hickey

Old Man Beckersted

Joe Flaherty

General Raymond

Rich Little

Disc Jockey

Joel Murray

George Calamari

Curtis Armstrong

Ack Ack Raymond

Donald Li

Chrong Freen

Taylor Negron

Taylor

Laura Waterbury

Crossing Guard

Tom Villard

Clay Stork

Billie Bird

Grandma

Savage Steve Holland

Director

Andrew Meyer

Executive Producer

Gil Friesen

Executive Producer

Mark Metcalf

Aguilla Beckersted

John Matuszak

Stain

Kimberly Foster

Cookie Cambell

Matt Mulhern

Teddy Beckersted

Kristen Goelz

Squid Calamari

Bruce Wagner

Uncle Frank

Rich Hall

Wilbur

Linda Warren

Mrs. McCann

Grenville Cuyler

Graduation Orator

Sky

Boscoe