Brian George

Cosmetic Surgeon

Steve Martin

C.D. "Charlie" Bales

Fred Willard

Mayor Deebs

Kevin Nealon

Drunk #2

Damon Wayans

Jerry

Daryl Hannah

Roxanne Kowalski

Shelley Duvall

Dixie

Rick Rossovich

Chris McConnell

Michael J. Pollard

Andy

John Kapelos

Chuck

Jean Sincere

Nina

Jeffrey Joseph

Stationery Clerk

Matt Lattanzi

Trent

Fred Schepisi

Director

Max Alexander

Dean

Steve Mittleman

Ralston

Shandra Beri

Sandy

Blanche Rubin

Sophie

Jane Campbell

Dottie

Claire Caplan

Lydia

Thom Curley

Jim

Ritch Shydner

Drunk #1

Maureen Murphy

Cosmetics Clerk

Make Glavas

Peter Quinn

Merrilyn Gann

Mrs. Quinn