Amanda Plummer

Merrill Whooly

Larry Sloman

Mayor Flarin

Wass Stevens

Dean Whooly

Dan Ziskie

Vernon Martin

Katheryn Winnick

Jenna Whooly

Declan Mulvey

Packing Boy

John McLoughlin

Hunchback

Alexander Brickel

Douglas "Dougie" Whooly

Stephen Graham

Alex Martin

Melisa McGregor

Nicole

Joshua Annex

Satan Man

Joyce R. Korbin

Mrs. Sylvia Tishbaum

Anthony Ardolino

Hunter

Mary Kay Adams

Fran

Christian Robert Varley

He Head

JoAnna Beckson

She Head

Lisa Barnes

Mrs. Flarin

Jim Fitzpatrick

Pinoccio

Adel L. Morales

Valet

Dana Smith Croll

Dragon Lady

Lisa G.

News Commentator

Steve Friedman

Other kid

Joey Greene

Billy Flarin

Marshall Mills

Driver

Jeff Lieberman

Director

Carl Tostevin

Executive Producer