Stephen Tobolowsky

Captain of the Guard

Mel Brooks

President Skroob / Yogurt

John Candy

Barf

John Hurt

John Hurt

Bill Pullman

Lone Starr

Joan Rivers

Dot Matrix (voice)

Dick Van Patten

King Roland

Rick Moranis

Dark Helmet

Mike Pniewski

Laser Gunner

George Wyner

Colonel Sandurz

Jim Jackman

Major Asshole

Sal Viscuso

Radio Operator

Daphne Zuniga

Princess Vespa

Michael Winslow

Radar Technician

Lorene Yarnell Jansson

Dot Matrix

Ronny Graham

Minister

Jim J. Bullock

Prince Valium

Leslie Bevis

Commanderette Zircon

Sandy Helberg

Dr. Schlotkin

Jeff MacGregor

Snotty

Henry Kaiser

Magnetic Beam Operator

Denise Gallup

Charlene

Dian Gallup

Marlene

Gail Barle

Waitress