John Cleese

Mr. 'The Guv' Edly

Alex McGregor

Christine

Troye Sivan

John 'Spud' Milton

Grant Swanby

Frank

Sven Ruygrok

Robert 'Rambo' Black

Byron Langley

Simon Brown

André Jacobs

New Glock

Julie Summers

Mrs. Milton

Blessing Xaba

Sidney 'Fatty' Sibeko-Scott

Tom Burne

Vern 'Rain Man' Blackadder

Travis Hornsby

Alan 'Boggo' Greenstein

Genna Blair

Debbie 'The Mermaid'

Aaron McIlroy

Mr. Milton

Graham Weir

Mr. 'Viking' Richardson

Ben Voss

Mr. Lilly

Brenda Ngxoli

Innocence

Christine Le Brocq

Mrs. 'Wombat' Milton

Caspar Lee

Garlic

Adrienne Pearce

Mr. Owen

Sonia Esgueira

Amber

Mat Caldecott

Smarmy Lawyer

Jonathan Briedenhann

Gavin

Cameron Williams

Thinny

Janu Lourens

"Plump" Graham

Johnny Barker

Director