Dennis Haysbert

Fertility Doctor

Patrick Warburton

Guy

Patrick Stewart

Narrator (voice)

Kate McKinnon

Kate McKinnon

Jay Leno

Jay Leno

Seth MacFarlane

Ted (voice)

Bobby Moynihan

Bobby Moynihan

Mark Wahlberg

John

Amanda Seyfried

Samantha

Morgan Freeman

Patrick Meighan

Liam Neeson

Customer

Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel

Michael Dorn

Rick

Giovanni Ribisi

Donny

John Slattery

Shep Wild

Taran Killam

Taran Killam

Bill Smitrovich

Frank

John Carroll Lynch

Tom Jessup

Ron Canada

Judge

Jessica Barth

Tami-Lynn

Sam J. Jones

Sam J. Jones

Alec Sulkin

Writer

Wellesley Wild

Writer

Sebastian Arcelus

Dr. Ed Danzer

Cocoa Brown

Joy

Tom Brady

Tom Brady