Patrick Warburton

Guy

Patrick Stewart

Narrator (voice)

Seth MacFarlane

Ted (voice)

Mila Kunis

Lori Collins

Ralph Garman

John's Dad

Joel McHale

Rex

Mark Wahlberg

John Bennett

Alex Borstein

John's Mom

John Viener

Alix

Robert Wu

Asian Man "Ming"

Tom Skerritt

Tom Skerritt

Matt Walsh

Thomas

Giovanni Ribisi

Donny

Bill Smitrovich

Frank

Jon Mone

Executive Producer

Jessica Barth

Tami-Lynn

Melissa Ordway

Michelle

Aedin Mincks

Robert

Norah Jones

Norah Jones

Sam J. Jones

Sam Jones

Bretton Manley

Young John

Laura Vandervoort

Tanya

Ginger Gonzaga

Gina

Jessica Stroup

Tracy

Max Harris

Greenbaum Kid