Jamie Foreman

Charlie McQueen

Danny Midwinter

Tony Soper

Tomi May

Jeff Barnes

Mark Dymond

Peter Batchelor

Brenock O'Connor

David Roberts

Tom Owen

Mr Blake

Mark Griffin

'Brian' West Ham Manager

Adam Deacon

Herbie Lane

Lucy-Jane Quinlan

Emelda

Daniel Hill

Mr Travis

Luke J.I. Smith

Knuckles

Martine McCutcheon

Gertie Roberts

Ewen MacIntosh

Derek Dobson

Christopher Fosh

Burly Steward

Joan Hodges

Mrs. Meredith

Alan Davies

Donald Roberts

Anna Danshina

Anoushka

Gareth Hale

Dick Ellis

TJ Herbert

Roy Oliver

Ross Anderson

Alan Stonebridge

Alex Woodhall

Ginger Warburton

Betsy Blue-English

Angie

Jim Conway

Barry Stringer

Rav Wilding

Policeman #1

Steve M Kelly

Director

Warren Dudley

Writer