Steve Martin

Lucky Day

Martin Short

Ned Nederlander

Joe Mantegna

Harry Flugleman

Jon Lovitz

Morty

Tino Insana

Studio Guard

Kai Wulff

German

Alfonso Arau

El Guapo

Phil Hartman

Sam

Chevy Chase

Dusty Bottoms

Brian Thompson

German's Other Friend

John Landis

Director

Philip Gordon

Rodrigo

Norbert Weisser

German's Friend

Tony Plana

Jefe

Craig Berenson

Telegram Delivery Boy

Patrice Martinez

Carmen

Fred Asparagus

Bartender

Gene Hartline

Silent Movie Bandito

Jorge Cervera Jr.

Bandito #1

Abel Franco

Papa Sanchez

Michael Wren

Cowboy

William B. Kaplan

Silent Movie Bandito

Sophia Lamour

Silent Movie Senorita

Santos Morales

Telegrapher

Joshua Gallegos

Bar Patron (as Josh Gallegos)