Danny Jacobs

Pharmacist

Margaret Cho

Brown Finger

Da'Vone McDonald

Store Manager

Monty Cox

Old Man

Jenny McCarthy

Herself

Lee Tergesen

Bryan Millers

Donnie Wahlberg

Himself

Reno Wilson

Money Maker

John Asher

Writer

Kelly Noonan

Flight Attendant

Eli Bildner

Stoner #1

Whitmer Thomas

Joe

Andrew Bowen

Doctor

Joyce Bulifant

Edna Millers

Laura-Leigh

Kim Millers

Michael Blackson

Fake Akon

Lauren Gores

News Reporter

Eric Gores

Executive Producer

Akon

Himself

Ben Pace

Stoner #2

Cameron Van Hoy

Jamie Dempsy

Lauren Stamile

Lenore Millers

Ray Abruzzo

Dalmat

Barbara Moore

Dirty Lady

Matt Knudsen

Fireman

Julia Kate Rappaport

Little Girl

Rod Hamilton

Executive Producer