Robert Downey Jr.

Ian

Bill Paxton

Chet

Wallace Langham

The Weenies

Vernon Wells

Lord General

Michael Berryman

Mutant Biker

John Hughes

Director

John Kapelos

Kandy Bar Owner

Anthony Michael Hall

Gary

Robert Rusler

Max

Ilan Mitchell-Smith

Wyatt

Judie Aronson

Hilly

Suzanne Snyder

Deb

Kelly LeBrock

Lisa

Barbara Lang

Lucy

Ivor Barry

Henry

Ann Coyle

Carmen

Britt Leach

Al

Suzy J. Kellems

Gymnast

Fred D. Scott

Bar Patron

Vince Townsend Jr.

Bar Patron

Chino 'Fats' Williams

Bar Patron

Jill Whitlow

Perfume Salesgirl

Theodocia Goodrich

Lingerie Saleswoman

Johnny Timko

The Weenies

Mikul Robins

The Weenies