Mom — Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop

Ep 1 Pilot Ep 2 A Pee Stick and an Asian Raccoon Ep 3 A Small Nervous Meltdown and a Misplaced Fork Ep 4 Loathing and Tube Socks Ep 5 Six Thousand Bootleg T-Shirts and a Prada Handbag Ep 6 Abstinence and Pudding Ep 7 Estrogen and a Hearty Breakfast Ep 8 Big Sur and Strawberry Lube Ep 9 Zombies and Cobb Salad Ep 10 Belgian Waffles and Bathroom Privileges Ep 11 Cotton Candy and Blended Fish Ep 12 Corned Beef and Handcuffs Ep 13 Hot Soup and Shingles Ep 14 Leather Cribs and Medieval Rack Ep 15 Fireballs and Bullet Holes Ep 16 Nietzsche and a Beer Run Ep 17 Jail Jail and Japanese Porn Ep 18 Sonograms and Tube Tops Ep 19 Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich Ep 20 Clumsy Monkeys and a Tilted Uterus Ep 21 Broken Dreams and Blocked Arteries Ep 22 Smokey Taylor and a Deathbed Confession

Ep 1 Hepatitis and Lemon Zest Ep 2 Figgy Pudding and the Rapture Ep 3 Chicken Nuggets and a Triple Homicide Ep 4 Forged Resumes and the Recommended Dosage Ep 5 Kimchi and a Monkey Playing Harmonica Ep 6 Crazy Eyes and a Wet Brad Pitt Ep 7 Soapy Eyes and a Clean Slate Ep 8 Free Therapy and a Dead Lady's Yard Sale Ep 9 Godzilla and a Sprig of Mint Ep 10 Nudes and a Six-Day Cleanse Ep 11 Three Smiles and an Unpainted Ceiling Ep 12 Kitty Litter and a Class A Felony Ep 13 Cheeseburger Salad and Jazz Ep 14 Benito Poppins and a Warm Pumpkin Ep 15 Turkey Meatballs and a Getaway Car Ep 16 Dirty Money and a Woman Named Mike Ep 17 A Commemorative Coin and a Misshapen Head Ep 18 Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne Ep 19 Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous Ep 20 Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari Ep 21 Patient Zero and the Chocolate Fountain Ep 22 Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation

Ep 1 Terrorists and Gingerbread Ep 2 Thigh Gap and a Rack of Lamb Ep 3 Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar Ep 4 Sawdust and Brisket Ep 5 A Pirate, Three Frogs and a Prince Ep 6 Horny-Goggles and a Catered Intervention Ep 7 Kreplach and a Tiny Tush Ep 8 Snickerdoodle and a Nip Slip Ep 9 My Little Pony and a Demerol Drip Ep 10 Quaaludes and Crackerjack Ep 11 Cinderella and a Drunk MacGyver Ep 12 Diabetic Lesbians and a Blushing Bride Ep 13 Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild Side Ep 14 Death, Death, Death and a Bucket of Chicken Ep 15 Nazi Zombies and a Two-Hundred Pound Baby Ep 16 Cornflakes and the Hair of Three Men Ep 17 Caperberries and a Glass Eye Ep 18 Beast Mode and Old People Kissing Ep 19 A Catheter and a Dipsy-Doodle Ep 20 Pure Evil and a Free Piece of Cheesecake Ep 21 Mahjong Sally and the Ecstasy Ep 22 Atticus Finch and the Downtrodden

Ep 1 Twinkle Lights and Grandma Shoes Ep 2 Fish Town and Too Many Thank You's Ep 3 A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' Onion Ep 4 Fancy Crackers and Giant Women Ep 5 Poodle Fuzz and a Twinge of Jealousy Ep 6 Smooth Jazz and a Weird Floaty Eye Ep 7 Too Many Hippies and Huevos Rancheros Ep 8 An Epi-pen and a Security Cat Ep 9 Teenage Vampires and a White Russian Ep 10 A Bear and a Bladder Infection Ep 11 Bert and Ernie and a Blessing of the People Ep 12 Push-Down Coffee and a Working Turn Signal Ep 13 Pudding and a Screen Door Ep 14 Charlotte Brontë and a Backhoe Ep 15 Esta Loca and a Little Klingon Ep 16 Eight Cats and the Hat Show Ep 17 Crazy Snakes and a Clog to the Head Ep 18 Spaghetti Sauce and a Dumpster Fire Ep 19 A Taco Bowl and a Tubby Seamstress Ep 20 Ocular Fluid and Fighting Robots Ep 21 Phone Confetti and a Wee Dingle Ep 22 Diamond Earrings and a Pumpkin Head

Ep 1 Pre-Washed Lettuce and a Mime Ep 2 Go-Go Boots and a Butt Cushion Ep 3 Ambulance Chasers and a Babbling Brook Ep 4 Big Sauce and Coconut Water Ep 5 Flying Monkeys and a Tank of Nitrous Ep 6 Cottage Cheese and a Weird Buzz Ep 7 Puzzle Club and a Closet Party Ep 8 Jell-O Shots and the Truth About Santa Ep 9 Pork Loin and a Beat-up Monte Carlo Ep 10 Flamingos and a Dance-Based Exercise Class Ep 11 Foot Powder and the Barrelworks Pirates Ep 12 Hacky Sack and a Beautiful Experience Ep 13 Big Floor Pillows and a Ball of Fire Ep 14 Kalamazoo and a Bad Wedge of Brie Ep 15 Sparkling Banter and a Failing Steel Town Ep 16 Skippy and the Knowledge Hole Ep 17 A Dark Closet and Therapy with Horses Ep 18 Soup Town and a Little Blonde Mongoose Ep 19 Lumbar Support and Old Pork Ep 20 Triple Dip and an Overhand Grip Ep 21 Fingers Guns and a Beef Bourguignon Ep 22 Crazy Hair and a Teeny Tiny Part of Canada

Ep 1 Audrey Hepburn and a Jalapeño Pepper Ep 2 Pop Pop and a Puma Ep 3 Goat Yogurt and Ample Parking Ep 4 Twirly Flippy Men and a Dirty Bird Ep 5 Fake Bacon and a Plan to Kill All of Us Ep 6 Wile E. Coyote and a Pretentious Douche Ep 7 Pork Butt and a Mall Walker Ep 8 Hot Butter and Toxic Narcissism Ep 9 Tuna Florentine and a Clean Handoff Ep 10 Higgledy-Piggledy and a Cat Show Ep 11 One Tiny Incision and a Coffin Dress Ep 12 Silly Frills and a Depressed Garden Gnome Ep 13 Dammit Sandra and Viking Ancestors Ep 14 Cheddar Cheese and a Squirrel Circus Ep 15 Somebody's Grandmother and the A-List Ep 16 Judy Garland and a Sexy Troll Doll Ep 17 Beef Baloney Dan and a Sarcastic No Ep 18 A Judgy Face and Your Grandma's Drawers Ep 19 Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival Ep 20 Big Sad Eyes and a Antique Hot Dog

Ep 1 Sex Bucket and the Grammar Police Ep 2 Smitten Kitten and a Tiny Boo-Boo Error Ep 3 Tang and a Safe Space for Everybody Ep 4 Astronauts and Fat Trimmings Ep 5 Sober Wizard and a Woodshop Workshop Ep 6 Woo-Woo Lights and an Onside Kick Ep 7 S’Mores and a Sadness Cocoon Ep 8 Bloody Stumps and a Chemical Smell Ep 9 Whip-Its and Emotionally Attuned Babies Ep 10 Illegal Eels and the Cantaloupe Man Ep 11 Strutting Peacock and Father O'Leary Ep 12 Tiny Dancer and an Impromptu Picnic Ep 13 Klondike-Five and a Secret Family Ep 14 Endorphins and a Toasty Tushy Ep 15 Vinyl Flooring and a Cartoon Bear Ep 16 Scooby-Doo Checks and Salisbury Steak Ep 17 A Community Hero and a Wide Turn Ep 18 My Kinda People and the Big To-Do