Jesse Eisenberg

Nick

Michael Peña

Chango

Danny McBride

Dwayne

Nick Swardson

Travis

Aziz Ansari

Chet

Bianca Kajlich

Juicy

Fred Ward

The Major

Brett Gelman

Pizza Boss

Monica Levinson

Executive Producer

Rick Irwin

Bank Manager

Elizabeth Shapiro

Chet's Date

Ruben Fleischer

Director

Jack Foley

15 Year Old #2

Dilshad Vadsaria

Kate

Samuel Johnston

15 Year Old #1

Paul Tierney

Rodney

Staci Lynn Fletcher

Family Dollar Cashier

Gary Brichetto

Mr. Fisher

Ilyssa Fradin

Mom

Grace Heemstra

Daughter

Torey Adkins

Big Guy

Rebecca Cox

Sandra

Sam Tedesco

Security Guard

Wayne Bibbs

Bank Customer

Jamaal Hines

Cop Outside Bank

Joseph Lyman

Alley Cop