Kevin Smith

Silent Bob

Jason Mewes

Jay

Scott Mosier

William the Idiot Manchild / Angry Hockey-Playing Customer / Angry Mourner

Brian O'Halloran

Dante

Walt Flanagan

Woolen Cap Smoker / Egg Man / Offended Customer / Cat-Admiring Bitter Customer

Ed Hapstak

Sanford / Angry Mourner

Jeff Anderson

Randal

Ernest O'Donnell

Trainer

Scott Schiaffo

Chewlie's Rep

Marilyn Ghigliotti

Veronica

Lisa Spoonauer

Caitlin

Al Berkowitz

Old Man

Lee Bendick

#812 Wynarski

David Klein

Hunting Cap Smoking Boy / Low I.Q. Video Customer / Hubcap Searching Customer / Angry Mourner / Angry Crowd at Door

Pattijean Csik

Coroner

Ken Clark

Administer of Fine / Orderly

Donna Jeanne

Indecisive Video Customer

Virginia Smith

Caged Animal Masturbator

Betsy Broussard

Dental School Video Customer

Kimberly Loughran

Alyssa's Sister Heather

Gary Stern

Tabloid Reading Customer

Joe Bagnole

Cat-Watching Customer

John Henry Westhead

Olaf the Russian Metalhead

Chuck Bickel

Stuck in Chips Can