Maya Rudolph

Deanne McKenzie

Steve Buscemi

Wiley

Kevin James

Eric Lamonsoff

Chris Rock

Kurt McKenzie

Nick Swardson

Nick

Adam Sandler

Lenny Feder

David Spade

Marcus Higgins

Jon Lovitz

Squats Fitness Janitor

Allen Covert

Hippie Teacher

Salma Hayek Pinault

Roxanne Chase-Feder

Georgia Engel

Mrs. Lamonsoff

Barry Bernardi

Executive Producer

Shaquille O'Neal

Officer Fluzoo

Dennis Dugan

Director

Oliver Hudson

Kyle

Fred Wolf

Writer

Colin Quinn

Dickie Bailey

Peter Dante

Officer Dante

Maria Bello

Sally Lamonsoff

Tim Herlihy

Writer

Tim Meadows

Malcom

Steve Austin

Tommy Cavanugh

Alexander Ludwig

Braden

Milo Ventimiglia

Frat Boy Milo

Cameron Boyce

Keithie Feder

Jake Goldberg

Greg Feder

Alexys Nycole Sanchez

Becky Feder

Ada-Nicole Sanger

Donna Lamonsoff