Omid Djalili

Barry Rix

Lesley Manville

Miss Adderstone

David Menkin

Qube Dad

Emily Watson

Miss Trinklebury

Joan Collins

Tracey Nockman

Celia Imrie

Edna

Gary Kemp

Cregg

Dominic Monaghan

Nockman

Sadie Frost

Mrs. Alabaster

Nina Young

Reporter 1

Danny Babington

Reporter 2

Anne-Marie Duff

Lucy Logan

Ben Miller

Mr. Alabaster

Tom Wisdom

Charlie Cooper

Raffey Cassidy

Molly Moon

Tom Bell

Organiser

Lucas Bond

Gerry

Grahame Fox

Shotgun

Harry Lawtey

Qube Surfer

Fern Deacon

Hazel

Kriss Dillon

Celebrity

Tallulah Evans

Davina Nuttel

Mac Pietowski

Police Officer

Jake Swift

Roger

Chris Hurford

Writer

Christopher N. Rowley

Director