Mario Cantone

Zeppco Suit #1

Nathan Lane

Ernie Smuntz

Maury Chaykin

Alexander Falko

Vicki Lewis

April Smuntz

Ernie Sabella

Maury

William Hickey

Rudolf Smuntz

Christopher Walken

Caesar

Michael Jeter

Quincy Thorpe

Ian Abercrombie

Auctioneer

Gore Verbinski

Director

William Frankfather

Mr. Texas

Lee Evans

Lars Smuntz

Suzanne Krull

Waitress #1

Debra Christofferson

Ingrid

Eric Christmas

The Lawyer

Camilla Søeberg

Hilde

Annabelle Gurwitch

Roxanne Atkins

Eric Poppick

The Banker

Cliff Emmich

Mayor McKrinle

Melanie MacQueen

Mayor's Wife

Brianna Shebby

Becky

Danielle Shebb

Betty

Leslie Upson

Leslie Reinhart

Peter Anthony Rocca

Zeppco Suit #2

Steve Bean

Lester Dinkus