Danny Trejo

Machete

Daryl Sabara

Juni Cortez

George Clooney

Devlin

Richard Linklater

Cool Spy

Cheech Marin

Felix Gumm

Tony Shalhoub

Alexander Minion

Antonio Banderas

Gregorio Cortez

Teri Hatcher

Ms. Gradenko

Alexa PenaVega

Carmen Cortez

Alan Cumming

Fegan Floop

Mike Judge

Donnagon / Donnamight

Robert Patrick

Mr. Lisp

Harvey Weinstein

Executive Producer

Bob Weinstein

Executive Producer

Cary Granat

Executive Producer

Dick Clark

Financier

Carla Gugino

Ingrid Cortez

Robert Rodriguez

Director

Guillermo Navarro

Pastor

Johnny Reno

Agent Johnny

Shannon Shea

FoOglie #1/Flower

Kara Slack

Carmen's Friend

Jeff Dashnaw

Brat's Dad

Norman Cabrera

FoOglie #2 / Tall & Skinny

Trant Batey

FoOglie #3 / Too Too