Nick Nolte

Frank Stockburn

Danny Trejo

Cicero

Steve Buscemi

Doc Griffin

Luke Wilson

Danny

Will Forte

Will Patch

Nick Swardson

Nelly Patch

Adam Sandler

Tommy

David Spade

General George Custer

Jon Lovitz

Grant

Steve Zahn

Clem

John Turturro

Abner Doubleday

Rob Schneider

Ramon

Chris Parnell

Bank Manager

Terry Crews

Chico

Lavell Crawford

Gus Patch

Frank Coraci

Director

Harvey Keitel

Smiley

Barry Bernardi

Executive Producer

Jorge Garcia

Herm

Blake Shelton

Wyatt Earp

Whitney Cummings

Susannah

Heather Parry

Executive Producer

Tim Herlihy

Executive Producer

Dana Goodman

Beaver Breath

Taylor Lautner

Lil Pete

Julia Jones

Smoking Fox

Saginaw Grant

Screaming Eagle

Pauline Fischer

Executive Producer

Sarah Bowen

Executive Producer

Vanilla Ice

Mark Twain