Todd the Metal God

Todd uses The Book to transform himself into a Heavy Metal guitar god to impress Jenny.

How to Make a Homunculus

Hannah is desperate to win the science fair so she uses The Book to make a small magical creature that strangely looks like Todd.

Rock N' Roll Zombies Know Best

Todd's attempts to make Jenny jealous backfires and nearly gets him and Curtis eaten by a couple of rocknroll zombies.

Gay Day

When Crowley High's only gay student uses the book to make every boy gay like him, Todd's feelings for Jenny are put to the test.

Monster Fat

Todd, who has an irrational fear of fat people, must fight an evil monster made from human fat when an obesity epidemic takes over the school.

Invasion of the Stupid Snatchers

When Crowley High is overcome with an evil smoke that turns the students stupid, Hannah must step up and save the entire student body before it descends into a perverse chaso of moronitude

Terrible Twin Turf Tussle

Todd is torn between jealousy and arousal when Jenny takes up lesbianism and inadvertently causes a pair of twin sisters to go to war with their evil clones.

Cockfight

Todd and Curtis’ prank on a small-endowed bully backfires when the bully uses The Book to turn his tiny penis into a terrifying cockmonster.

Big Bad Baby

Todd sets out to prove to Jenny that he’s father material by delivering a gigantic baby borne from the power of The Book, who proceeds to terrorize the school.

The Ghost of Chet Sukowski

Todd is challenged to a deadly drag race by a basketball star possessed by a ghost from the 1950's who has put Jenny under his spell.

The Phantom of Crowley High

While Atticus directs Todd and Jenny in the most fantastic musical Crowley High has ever seen, Curtis falls in love with the evil Phantom of Crowley High.

Checkmate

Todd is prophesized to be the Pure Evil one, by a chess champion, who uses the power of The Book to see the future.

A Farewell to Curtis' Arm

Curtis uses The Book to get a new arm, while Todd learns some disturbing news about his past and future.

Redirement Home

Todd, Curtis and Hannah break into the retirement home to rescue Jenny from the Cult, now run by Atticus

The Student Body

Todd breaks up with the Gang, but intervenes when they join a dangerous new social group.

Daddy Tissues

Skinned Bodies pile up in the school's bathrooms; Jenny realizes her father isn't a hero.

Simply The Beast

Cheerleaders start disappearing and Todd, Jenny, and Atticus try to solve the mystery in their own ways.

Jungle Fever

Hannah must dominate a neanderthal gang.

Fisting Fantasy

The gang is trapped in a video game and must slay the Red Knight

See You Later, Masturbator

Jimmy is fired for peeping on students and Todd vows to clear his name, but the Gang find the real culprit difficult to identify - because he's invisible!

Loser Generated Content

The A/V Club use the Book to turn the Gang's lives into a psycho thriller - and they've cast Jenny as the victim and Todd as the killer!

Deathday Cake

Jenny plays peacemaker as Todd and Hannah compete to throw Curtis the ultimate birthday bash, but a killer cake hopes to celebrate Curtis' deathday!

2 Girls, 1 Tongue

It's up to Hannah to save the day when Curtis' ex-girlfriend, the Phantom of Crowley High, returns to play musical mayhem with the Gang's love lives.

B.Y.O.B.O.P.E.

Todd and Curtis vow to lose their virginities during a house party, but two uninvited guests make things complicated - the Book and Atticus.

The Toddyssey

Todd uses a time-traveling paraplegic student as a taxi to the future, where he sees what the world could become without him.

Black Tie Showdown

A day of revelations and danger builds to the ultimate showdown between Todd and Atticus at the Crowley High Semi-Formal.