Michael McGrady

Chris Lavery

Tim Thomerson

Trooper Jack Deth

Helen Hunt

Leena

Richard Herd

Chairman Spencer

Pete Schrum

Santa Claus

Art LaFleur

McNulty

Biff Manard

Hap Ashby

Michael Stefani

Martin Whistler / Detective Weisling

Telma Hopkins

Ruth Raines

Anne Seymour

Chairman Ashe

Miguel Fernandes

Officer Lopez

Barbara Perry

Mrs. Santa Claus

Brad Logan

Bull

Minnie Summers Lindsey

Mom

Richard Erdman

Drunken Wise Man

Wiley Harker

Dapper Old Man

Alyson Croft

Baby McNulty

Ed McClarty

Jerry the Punk

Don Ross

Security Guard

Kymberly Sheppard

Newswoman

Nicky Beat

Butthead

Lantza Krantz

Butthead

Clu Gulager

Mall Security Guard

Helen Kelly

Punk Girl (uncredited)

Charles Band

Director

Danny Bilson

Writer

Paul De Meo

Writer