Pilot

The vampires try to plan a lavish bloodfeast in honor of a visit by their ancient master from the Old Country.

City Council

The vampires get embroiled in local Staten Island politics as their first step to world domination.

Werewolf Feud

The fragile truce between the vampires and Staten Island’s werewolves is tested, and Colin Robinson finds romance with a new co-worker.

Manhattan Night Club

The vampires venture into Manhattan, to make an alliance with an old friend who is now the king of the Manhattan vampires.

Animal Control

Lazslo, in bat form, is captured by Staten Island Animal Control and must be rescued, while Nadja can no longer resist reconnecting with her reincarnated lover Gregor.

Baron's Night Out

The Baron awakens from his slumber and demands to experience the wonders of the New World in a night out on the town.

The Trial

The vampires must defend themselves as an international vampire tribunal gathers to judge them for their transgressions.

Citizenship

Nadja trains Jenna on how to take her first victim, and Nandor applies for American citizenship.

The Orgy

Tensions run high as the vampires prepare to host the Biannual Vampire Orgy.

Ancestry

Nandor visits one of his living descendants, and a lover from Nadja's past re-emerges.

Resurrection

Nadja and Laszlo's new familiar poses problems for an increasingly anxious Guillermo, and the vampires enlist the services of a local necromancer.

Ghosts

The vampires hold a séance to deal with a ghost infestation, which leads to a larger ghost infestation.

Brain Scramblies

The vampires attend their first human Super Bowl party, while Guillermo’s search for virgins uncovers a deadly threat.

The Curse

While the vampires fear they've been electronically cursed, Guillermo tries to thwart a deadly threat to his masters.

Colin's Promotion

Colin Robinson gets promoted at work, and his new power threatens the balance of power in the vampire house.

On the Run

After a vengeful enemy from the past appears without warning, Laszlo flees his home and goes into hiding to avoid certain death.

The Return

The vampires offer shelter to an old nemesis who’s down on his luck.

Collaboration

Nandor's old familiar from the 1970s returns to Staten Island, Guillermo leaves to serve a new master, and Nadja and Lazslo revive their musical act.

Witches

When Nandor and Laszlo are abducted by a coven of witches, the others must venture to Brooklyn to rescue them.

Nouveau Théâtre des Vampires

As they prepare to attend the most exclusive event on the vampiric social calendar, the vampires try to survive without Guillermo.

The Prisoner

Guillermo's fate hangs in the balance as the vampires receive a promotion.

The Cloak of Duplication

A forbidden artifact is used to help Nandor court a health club employee.

Gail

An old flame returns, and an ancient vehicle is resurrected.

The Casino

The vampires embark on a road trip from which they may never return.

The Chamber of Judgement

Justice is served, both vampirically and also in small claims court.

The Escape

An ancient beast escapes and threatens the existence of all vampires everywhere.

The Siren

Two travelers are shipwrecked and a doll runs away from home.

The Wellness Center

Nandor is persuaded to reject vampirism and pursue a healthier lifestyle.

A Farewell

Colin has a birthday and a vampire says goodbye.

The Portrait

The housemates grieve the loss of one of their own.

Reunited

The vampires return from their world travels to find their mansion on the verge of collapse, and a freakish new creature in the house.

The Lamp

Nandor's search for love is finally successful, and Nadja realizes her lifelong ambition of opening a vampire nightclub.

The Grand Opening

The opening night of Nadja's vampire nightclub is threatened when the big musical guest cancels.

The Night Market

The vampires take a trip to the secret Night Market, where all the supernatural creatures gather to barter and haggle.

Private School

The vampires endure the private school admissions interview process.

The Wedding

Guillermo loses his mind trying to help Nandor plan the perfect vampire wedding.

Pine Barrens

Nandor and Laszlo air out their differences on a hunting trip at an isolated cabin, Nadja has a girls' night, and Guillermo reconnects with his family for the first time in twelve years.

Go Flip Yourself

The mansion gets a makeover.

Freddie

Guillermo has a visitor from overseas.

Sunrise, Sunset

Baby Colin reaches that awkward age.

The Mall

The vampires discover the mall.

A Night Out with the Guys

Nandor and Laszlo have a night out with Sean and his friends. Nadja discovers the source of her bad luck.

Pride Parade

The vampires help Sean host a Pride parade. Nadja helps her doll achieve a long-held dream.

The Campaign

Colin runs for office, Nandor makes a new friend and Nadja reconnects with her roots.

Local News

Coverage of a local water main break brings unwanted attention to the vampires.

Urgent Care

When Guillermo is injured, Nadja takes him to Urgent Care. Colin has trouble feeding.

Hybrid Creatures

Nadja gives back to her community. Laszlo's experiments have some unexpected results.

The Roast

A roast held in Laszlo’s honor reveals dark secrets.

A Weekend at Morrigan Manor

The housemates are invited for a weekend away at the home of a mysterious, illustrious vampire.

Exit Interview

The vampires search for a missing Guillermo.

The Return of Jerry

The vampires' long-lost fifth roommate returns.

Headhunting

Guillermo gets a new job, and Colin helps Laszlo make a new friend.

Sleep Hypnosis

A dispute over who gets to use the newly available empty room under the stairs gets out of control.

The Railroad

Laszlo and Colin help neighbor Sean find a new job at the railroad at which they claim to work.

Nandor's Army

The vampires are sent on a mission to New Hampshire to retrieve Nandor, who has lost his mind.

Laszlo's Father

Laszlo's father's ghost returns to make amends, while Nadja and Nandor deal with the shapeshifters who have moved in next door.

March Madness

Laszlo and Nandor try to exorcise the demon who had possessed their neighbor Sean.

P.I. Undercover: New York

Colin and Nadja have a couples' night with an old friend, while Nandor and Laszlo battle the film crew that have invaded their neighborhood.

Come Out and Play

The vampires get blamed for a murder at a meeting of all the New York vampires and must find a way back to the safety of Staten Island.

The Promotion

The vampires go to an office party to celebrate Guillermo's promotion.

The Finale

A surprising twist leads to a change of plans.